Mustrash Talk (n): A form of trash talk where Keith Hernandez delivers the trash and the talk… and the mustache.

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Mustrash Talk: Adam Wainwright

Did Wainwright have a big day? Remind everyone in your league whose team he's on. Unless he's not on your team. But don't worry, he is.

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