Mustrash Talk (n): A form of trash talk where Keith Hernandez delivers the trash and the talk⦠and the mustache.
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Mustrash Talk: Chase Utley
Remind everyone in your league whose team Chase Utley is on. Yours. Feels good, doesn't it?
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